I am pretty sure I’m being stalked.
By birds.
Let me explain.
About five months ago, two of my friends decided they were going full-blown vegetarian. Since one of these friends is my boyfriend and I talk to him quite frequently, I suddenly found myself inundated with facts about how terribly animals are treated on farms, how unhealthy it is to eat meat that’s been unnaturally corn-fed and pumped with steroids its entire life, and how environmentally friendly it is to be a vegetarian.
Around this time, I also decided I want to adopt a pig as a pet one day. (Yes, I know teacup pigs don’t necessarily stay pocket-sized forever, but I think even big pigs are cute!) Since it’s traditionally frowned upon to eat pets (e.g. dogs, cats, hamsters), I decided I needed to cut ties with bacon and go pig-free. (Disclaimer: I accidentally ate bacon for breakfast about a month ago. In my defense, it was early, and my nose was thinking for my brain.)
In an attempt to be healthier I’ve also tried to cut back on eating red meat, so pretty much the only meat I eat a lot of these days is chicken.
I think the birds have noticed this new favoritism and they are mad. My first sighting was this morning, when in the suburbs of South Jersey, I came upon this crew on my way to the train station:
Pretty intimidating bunch if you ask me. But whatever, besides stopping to wonder if they knew Thanksgiving was coming, I headed on my way without too much of a second thought.
Then I got off the train and was followed five blocks to work by this little guy:
Yes, a white pigeon. Do they even exist?? Apparently, and apparently it’s normal for them to wait by the train stop, fixate on one particular passenger, and follow them until they get cut off by the revolving door leading to an office building. I tried to take a better picture of the bird from a side-view, but it literally would not stop following me for even that long, so every shot I have is head-on.
This experience has led me to believe that I should start eating bacon again so that I will be stalked by pigs instead of birds, and I can finally catch one as a pet.
Tags: bacon, birds, commute, environment, pigs, train, vegetarian